SNL Season 42: Margot Robbie - The Librarian

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Jeremy Duncan ..... Bobby Moynihan
Ms. Dalton ..... Margot Robbie
Dana ..... Kyle Mooney
Fishman ..... Kenan Thompson
Student 1 ..... Mikey Day
Student 2 ...... Alex Moffatt

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[Opens to Villines Academy's library]

[A student is sitting with his headphone on and a book opened in front of him. He is staring at the Ms. Dalton, the librarian]

[his group of friends come over to his table]

Dana: [One of them slaps Duncan's forehead] Snap out of it, Duncan!

Jeremy Duncan: Ow! Come on!

Fishman: Moon over Ms. Dalton again?

Jeremy Duncan: Shut up, Fishman!

Student 1: I heard Ms. Dalton hooked up with a student once.

Student 2: Ho...

Jeremy Duncan: Oh man, she's so hot.

Dana: [mimicking  Duncan] Oh, she's so hot - [slaps on Duncan's forehead again]

Jeremy Duncan: Ow!

[The whole table laughs]

Jeremy Duncan: Come on, man. Don't be an anus, Dana!

[Ms. Dalton comes over and slams a thick book on their table]

Ms. Dalton: Shhhhh.....[Turns and walk away]

Jeremy Duncan: Woah...

Student 2: Ask her out, Jeremy.

Jeremy Duncan: No way.

Fishman: Hey, Ms. Dalton.

Jeremy Duncan: Shut up!

Fishman: Jeremy thinks you're hot.

Jeremy Duncan: Shut up, Fishman! What are you doing?

Ms. Dalton: Is that true, Jeremy?

Jeremy Duncan: Um - no - it - no. I'm [sigh] I mean, yeah.

Ms. Dalton: [Walks towards their table] Well, Jeremy. What are you going to do about it?

[Ms. Dalton throws away her reading glasses]

Jeremy Duncan: [In slow motion] Oh, yeah!

[Ms. Dalton throws away her cardigan, bites her lips and plays with the ribbon on her blouse]

Student 1: [In slow motion] Oh, yeah!

[Ms. Dalton lifts up her skirt to reveal a white pantyhose]

Fishman: [In slow motion] Oh, yeah!

[Ms. Dalton takes off her hair bun and lets her hair free]

Student 2: Yeah!

[Ms. Dalton plays with her hair]

Dana: [In slow motion] So beautiful.

[Ms. Dalton keeps playing with her hair until a few clump of the hair fell off]

[The students get uncomfortable with the sight]

Jeremy Duncan: [In slow motion] Oh, no!

[Ms. Dalton shakes her head that is balding]

[Fishman caught a clump of her hair]

Student 1: [In slow motion] Oh, no!

[Ms. Dalton peels off a banana]

[Jeremy Duncan nods his head]

[Ms. Dalton throws the banana away and ate the peel]

Jeremy Duncan: [In slow motion while shaking his head] Oh, no.

[Ms. Duncan sucks on a tootsie pop]

[Dana nods his head, clearly enjoying the sight]

[Ms. Dalton swallows the whole tootsie pop including the stick]

Dana: [In slow motion] Not the stick!

[Ms. Dalton takes off her falsies to reveal a set of crooked and damaged upper teeth]

Fishman: [In slow motion] What is happening.

[Ms. Dalton lifts her blouse and reveal a then Haley Joel Osment tattoo]

Jeremy Duncan: [In slow motion] Haley Joel Osment?

[Ms. Dalton lifts another side of her blouse and reveal a now Haley Joel Osment tattoo]

Student 1: [In slow motion] Haley Joel Osment now?

[Ms. Dalton walks over to another female employee]

[Student 2 got her attention]

[Ms. Dalton pretends to kiss the employee]

[Fishman nods in approval]

[Ms. Dalton breaks the employee's neck with a snap]

[Fishman was completely shocked at the sight]

[Ms. Dalton drags the employee body to hide]

Fishman: [In slow motion] Straight up murder?

[Ms. Dalton dances alone]

[A guy with a long blonde hair and a snake around his snake appear to dance with Ms. Dalton]

Student2: [In slow motion] Who is this guy now?

[Dana is disgusted by the scene]

[Ms. Dalton walks over to the boys' table]

[Jeremy Duncan was petrified by Ms. Dalton]

[Ms.Dalton crawls over the table]

[Jeremy Duncan was disgusted]

[Ms. Dalton keeps crawling across the table towards Jeremy Duncan]

[Jeremy Duncan gets more terrified]

[Ms. Dalton reaches Jeremy Duncan and let out her snake-like tongue and licks Jeremy Duncan's face]

[Her saliva drips on the table and the saliva irritated the table]

[Ms. Dalton sits up and open her blouse]

[The boys appear wearing sunglasses before lowering them to look at Ms. Dalton]

The Boys: [In slow motion] Oh, yeah!

[The boys' heads explode]

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