SNL Season 42 : Margot Robbie - Live Report

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Announcer .....

Beth Runyon ..... Cecily Strong

Jack Trask ..... Beck Bennett

Neil McNabb ..... Kenan Thompson

Alexandra Kennedy-Shatt ..... Margot Robbie

Matt Shatt ..... Mikey Day

Professor Reed Dodden ..... Alex Moffat

Karen Hoffstedder ..... Leslie Jones

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Announcer: Action Nine News at Five : Eye on Tampa

Beth Runyon: Good evening. I'm Beth Runyon.

Jack Trask: And I'm Jack Trask. Top story tonight, panic at downtown Tampa as a seventy foot wide sinkhole opened up in a west field shopping center parking lot.

Beth Runyon: Action Nine's Neil McNabb is live on the scene. Neil?

[cut to the scene]

Neil McNabb: Thank you, Beth. Quite a chaotic scene here. Emergency crews are working hard to assess the damage. Fortunately, no one was seriously hurt. Including these two shoppers. [show the two shoppers, an attractive woman and an unattractive man]. Uh, can you tell us what happened?

Alexandra Kennedy-Shatt: Yeah, uh sorry, I'm --- I'm still shaking. I was walking towards my car and all of a sudden, it sort of just felt like the ground was melting.

Matt Shatt: Yeah, uh, cars fell in, it was crazy. I'm just very happy that my wife and I are okay.

[Neil McNabb was shocked]

Neil McNabb: This is your wife? [pointing to Alexandra Kennedy-Shatt]

Matt Shatt: Yes.

Neil McNabb: So, you two are married to each other?

Alexandra Kennedy-Shatt: Yes, sir.

Neil McNabb: Uh --- um, I'm just making sure I heard that right. Ha --- well, a close call here today for this multi-millionaire and his lovely wife. 

Matt Shatt: Uh, I'm not a millionaire. 

Neil McNabb: Oh, I apologize. I assume you were a very wealthy man.

Matt Shatt: Uh, yeah I wish. She's [looking at Alexandra Kennedy-Shatt] kinda the breadwinner of the house.

Alexandra Kennedy-Shatt: Oh, we're a team and if I felt weird about being the income earner, I wouldn't have married a puppeteer. 

Neil McNabb: He does puppets! I'm --- I'm sorry I yelled, uh. This just a lot happening.

[back to the studio]

Beth Runyon: So, so, if you can hear  me through the monitor there, did you see how many vehicles fell into the sinkhole?

Jack Trask: And also sir, I'm wondering if you have famous parents or something? 

[back to the scene]

Matt Shatt: Sorry, it's a little loud. You ask how many cars fell in? I guess seven or eight?

Alexandra Kennedy-Shatt: Including our Kia Sportage.

Neil McNabb: [to Matt Shatt] You drive this smoke-show around in a Kia Sportage?!

Matt Shatt: Sorry, are you mad at me, sir? 

Neil McNabb: No, I'm just a little overwhelmed by the scene today. Still a lot of unanswered questions. I'm live in Downtown Tampa with, uh --- I'm sorry. [to Matt Shatt] What's your name?

Matt Shatt: Oh, um, Matt Shatt.

Neil McNabb: Your name is Matt Shatt?

Matt Shatt: Yes. Shatt with two 'Ts?

Neil McNabb: Doesn't make it any better! And you married this woman whose name is ---

Alexandra Kennedy-Shatt: Oh, Alexandra Kennedy-Shatt.

Neil McNabb: She's a Kennedy, and she put a Shatt on it. [to the camera] Back to you.

[back at the studio]

Jack Trask: You'd think with the last name Shatt, he'd go with Matthew?

Beth Runyon: Yeah, I don't know. Uh, joining us now, [split screen and shows Professor Reed Dodden] via webcam is Cal Tech Seismology Professor, Reed Dodden, who's an expert on sink holes. [to Professor Reed Dodden] Professor, what causes something like this to happen?

Professor Reed Dodden: Well, it varies. Uh, most likely they were childhood friends who grew up together and then that blossom into a romance over time.

Beth Runyon: I'm sorry, Professor. I believe you were referring to the couple that was just interviewed. I was asking about the sink hole.

Professor Reed Dodden: Oh, it's pretty much always underground water.

Beth Runyon: Okay, [full screen in the studio] uh, Neil, any sign of water damage down there?

[back at the scene]

Neil McNabb: Oh, absolutely. Uh, if you could just pan down a bit, Rick, you'll see that there's mud and [camera pans down and shows their shoes] --- oh my god! [pointing towards Matt Shatt's shoes] Matt Shatt is wearing Crocs [camera pans up] and socks. He's married to the Lord's mistress and he's wearing Crocs, with socks! Sending it back to you in the studio!

Beth Runyon: Okay, well, we'll update you as the situation develops.We now turn to Karen Hoffstedder with sports. [split screen and shows Karen Hoffstedder] Big game this weekend?

Karen Hoffstedder: Yeah, the Bucs playing the Broncos. Okay, I got two theories! [full screen to Karen Hoffstedder] One, the dude, Matt is packing a tree trunk in his pants or two, he kidnapped her  and she got Stockholm Syndrome. 

[back at the scene]

Alexandra Kennedy-Shatt: Okay, I'm sorry. We can still here you. And for the  record, I'm with my husband because he is one of the strongest man I've ever met. Most man would be mad at the world if they were born with just testicles and no penis, not my Matt Shatt. [stares lovingly at Matt Shatt] 

[cut to the studio where Karen Hoffstedder, Beth Runyon and Jack Trask looked completely shocked]

[back at the scene]

Neil McNabb: Neil McNabb, reporting live from a world that no longer make sense. 

[back at the studio]

Beth Runyon: Thank you, Neil. Quite a situation in Downtown Tampa.

Jack Trask: Yeah and then there's that sink hole too.

Beth Runyon: Jack! [to the camera] We'll be right back!

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