SNL Season 42: Margot Robbie - Mr. Robot

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Narrator ..... Beck Bennett

Elliot ..... Pete Davidson

..... Leslie Jones

Darlene ..... Margot Robbie

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Narrator: Now on USA, Mr. Robot, the award-winning techno-thrilling series about the paranoid mind of the world's greatest hacker.

Elliot: Hello, friend.

Narrator: He's already hacked the world economy but now, he faces his greatest challenge yet.

Leslie Jones: Hey, man. You know computers?

[light laughter]

Elliot: Yeah...wh-who are you?

Leslie Jones: Oh well, that hurts.Uh...Leslie Jones, SNL? [light laughter] You gotta help me find out who hacked my pics, who got all my little nasties.

[light laughter]

Elliot: Uh...

Narrator: The victim of the Summer's biggest hack turns the table with the help of TV's most notorious hacker.

Leslie Jones :  Got my laptop right here in my willie bag. [slams laptop on table] [to Pete] You do know Windows 95, right?

[light laughter]

Elliot: Of course, man.

Leslie Jones: Got the cord. [takes out tangled cords] Plug that bad boy in and let it warm up for hours

Narrator: It's a puzzle unlike any he's faced before.

Leslie Jones: [playing arcade games] Yo, dude, how you doing over there?

Elliot: Still trying to get the lay of the land. [reveal desktop with unorganized folders] So many delta boarding passes on here.

Narrator: It's a job for the whole "F" society team.

Darlene: What the hell, Elliot? Who is she? This is not safe. Why are you helping her?

Leslie Jones: Yo, bitch. I do not need this right now. For real, chill.

Darlene: Okay, yeah. Sorry, sorry.

Narrator: A dive into the broken mind of an unstable genius and the hacker she hired to help.

Leslie Jones: Come on, put my password in. P-A-S- [Elliot types in the rest] Hey, you got it dude! It was "PASSWORD". Damn, you is good, dude!

Mr. Robot: But you could be great if you didn't let your emotions get the best of you.

Leslie Jones: Ooooo... well, hello there! 

Elliot: You can... see Mr. Robot?

Leslie Jones: So, is there a Mrs. Robot?

[light laughter]

Elliot: No, he's a ghost. He's dead.

Leslie Jones: Pshh... I ain't afraid of no ghost, yeah!  [Walks towards Mr. Robot] 

[laughter] 

Mr. Robot: What are you doing?

Leslie Jones: (singing) Makes me, makes me feel good, hoo hoo

Narrator: With a startling conclusion you won't believe.

Elliot: Leslie, I found your hacker.[hands over an envelope]

Leslie Jones: [took out picture] Who is this bitch? [reveal photo of herself] Oh, that's me! 

Elliot: It seems that you hacked your photos to your online website. I don't know how you did it. It's actually really hard to do.

Leslie Jones: Well, I got a photo shoot for an Amtrax Magazine that I am two days late for, so, thanks for this man. [walks away]

Elliot: I should probably feel something right now but I don't.

Leslie Jones:  Hold on, man. Hold on, hold on, man. [Hold Elliot] This just don't feel balanced. Good, God! Alright. Get some vitamins, get some sleep. Y'all millennials don't take care of yourself. [walks away again]

Narrator: Be Ba Boo Boo Be Ba Boo, Mr. Robot.

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All credits goes to SNL and NBC